"SEVERAL WELL PLACED STRIKES ONTO THE SKULLS OF THE ANTIFA TERRORIST VERMIN WERE ENOUGH TO GET THEM TO THINK TWICE ABOUT FURTHER ADVANCEMENT..."
THE ALT KNIGHT RISES: FLAGS, FREAKS AND THE END OF VIRTUE SIGNALLING
PUBLISHED: 28th March, 2017 | By COLIN GRUNWALD
On March 5th 2017, a Pro-Trump Rally was organized in Berkeley California. Chosen specifically for the maximum "trigger effect" based on previous Antifa meltdowns in the vicinity (including the riots that shut down Milos Yiannnopoulos speech), the march had several hundred flag waiving patriots walking through the streets of downtown Berkeley to show their love and support for their beloved President Trump. Naturally however the event began to attract the usual degenerate Antifa vermin who desperately needed to prove to the world that they were in control and could shut down anyone, anywhere who dared voice their patriotic opinion and love for the current POTUS. What began as encroachment and intimidation ended in an all-out brawl while the cops (much like they had done during the Milo riots) sat back leisurely observing the chaos before deciding to arrest a few "bad apples".
With almost no police protection for the Trump supporters they eventually wound up surrounded on an elevated terrace in the middle of a park. There was no way out as the Antifa hoard began pepper spraying, spitting, cursing and throwing objects at the marooned Pro-Trump crowd. After a few choice words were exchanged a brawl erupted and while there were more Trump supporters than Antifas and Anarcho-Communist black clad thugs, it should be noted that the majority of them were older and not really capable of doing physical street fighting with a younger crowd.
But then a miracle happened...
Zero Hedge summarized it nicely with this quote:
"It's always darkest before the dawn. During Saturday's pro-Trump rally in Berkeley, CA, antifags attended and started to rabble rouse -- spraying old men in the face with pepper spray, acting like reprobate vagabonds -- deserving of the stick.
Then out of nowhere, like the Phoenix rising out from the ash, a superhero appeared -- smashing antifags in the heads for sport and pleasure -- casting them back into their pits of hell."
Kyle Chapman, aka "Based Stickman" or the "Alt Knight", fought back the black clad horde of doom with his mighty flag pole and inspired the nation! Several well placed strikes onto the skulls of the Antifa terrorist vermin were enough to get them to think twice about further advancement. Eventually they were fought back and the fight ended with the lazy police finally deciding to arrest certain individuals they decided were trouble makers (including Kyle who was put on bail).
Suddenly the Alt-Knight images were swirling all over the internet! Based Stick Man riot gear was on sale within 24 hours after the brawl. As mentioned, Mr. Chapman was arrested by police but donations were made to his legal defence and to help provide him with a proper local attorney. Clearly his actions were justifiable self-defence but we can only hope the courts see it that way (let's all pray for a fair and just trial - we will keep an eye on this space).
During this same time frame another truly wonderful story emerged. Hollyweirdo and anti-Trump man-whore, Shia LaBeouf, began a live virtual art show near "Museum of the Moving Image" in New York dedicated to 24-7 virtue signalling via the near cult-like chanting of the phrase "He will not divide us!" on a live web cam feed. At first this attracted other sympathetic activists including Will Smith's son Jaden to chime in on their thoughts about how undivided everyone on the Left is and how Trump could never ever EVER trigger them into bouts of rage, depression or suicidal thoughts...
It was initially lauded as a success by east coast hipster 'zine "Week":
"Speaking to an Associated Press reporter in front of the livestream camera, LaBeouf stated that "We're anti-division out here. Everyone's invited," while Indiewire note d that "the project is a melting pot of ages, races, genders, sexualities, and beliefs, and it’s fascinating how the five words became a mantra and took on lives of their own." The Week called the piece "the first great art of the Trump era," while Dazed described the experience of watching the stream as "a simple and much-needed reminder, likely delivered by an absolute stranger, that resistance and unity are unwavering."
Unfortunately things quickly spiraled downward - it can be said that poor Mr. LaBeouf does not seem to understand that 2017 is a POST virtue signaling year (he didn't get the memo). What happened next was both bizarre and shocking as troves of trolls showed up such as the psuedo-racist mascot "Moon Man" and several other dedicated mock-commentators including people who pretended to be retarded while they extolled the virtue of non-division and others who simply made shameless Hitler plugs only to trigger Mr. LeBeouf into an altercation.
Well, suffice it to say that it worked - the exhibit was taken down due to "safety concerns" and reported gunshots which probably never happened although it would appear they were mostly concerned for Shia as he was clearly losing his mind during the entire display. Lack of sleep and non-stop chanting combined with an epic troll-fest finally took its toll on Shia as he was arrested during an altercation with said trolls on his live web cam feed when he finally lashed out physically.
Not long after his arrest the exhibit was moved to progressive-friendly Albuquerque New Mexico (as if New York wasn't liberal enough). Sadly however, the same pattern emerged - more trolls showed up to punk the exhibit. Not to be defeated Mr. LeBeouf finally took his live feed to a random location in central New Mexico where a flag with the phrase "He will not divide us!" was raised and placed in the middle of nowhere so people could see it (sans the mindless chanting - apparently only the words mattered and well, being mounted on a raised flag I suppose).
Ahhh but low and behold not even this was sufficient to escape the wrath of the Trump Trolls! A thread on 4Chan dedicated to trolling Mr. LaBeouf worked tirelessly by tracking the star patterns in the background of the flag pole at night and alas managed to get the precise GPS coordinates of the location where they managed to take the flag down and replace it by a MAGA hat - brilliant! Victory was finally ours as Mr. LaBeouf was finally trolled into total submission - proof that trolling does indeed have the desired effect as a non-violent tool that uses copious amounts shame, humour and humiliation to subjugate the victim (keep it up fellas!).
All this to say that we should feel very proud of what we can accomplish on the Alt-Right through non-violent trolling and simple self-defence. These acts may seem small but they resonate with the larger audiences who may be looking for their queue to stand up and say "Damn it I am mad as Hell and I am not going to take this shit anymore!" while offering them effective, legal and ethical techniques for undermining and subverting the enemy. Indeed this is something to be proud of!
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